So, here’s the story of obtaining a caregiver. Caregivers, as we have come to find out are scarce. GOOD caregivers are extremely rare. We were put on an agency waiting list through the VA and we waited about 6 months.
Three weeks ago the agency called to tell us we would get two caregivers for the following week. One for Mondays, and Fridays, and one for Tuesdays, Wednesdays, and Thursdays. Okay. Here we go. A stranger will be entering my house and will be privy to our private and personal life. How fun!
On the following Monday, the agency called at 7 AM to tell us the caregiver had called in sick. Wow! Off to a great start. On Tuesday, the second caregiver showed up promptly at 8 AM. I was encouraged. But in the four days she was with us, she turned out to be a no-go!
Minke politely called her “odd.” I used some other words for her which I will not repeat here. Oh, and she had never used a Hoyer Lift before. Nor had she ever cared for someone with ALS. I came to doubt that she had any caregiving experience at all.
She didn’t know how to flush a toilet. Our toilet is a normal toilet with a handle like every other toilet I’ve flushed every day of my life. She didn’t know where the handle was. Really?
She couldn’t remember things 30 seconds after we told her. She asked Minke if he wanted breakfast. “yes, please,” says Minke. “May I have some eggs and toast?” She says, “how do you want your eggs?” Minke says, “scrambled is fine.” She takes two steps, turns around, and says, “how did you want your eggs? Minke repeats, “scrambled, please.” She takes two steps, turns around and says, “did you want toast?” “Yes,” says Minke. She takes two steps, turns around and says, “how did you want those eggs again?” Minke, ever-patient repeats for the third time, “scrambled.”
As she heads to the kitchen, Minke hears her utter under her breath, “I’ll just make ‘em like I make ‘em.” Great attitude, crappy caregiver.
So … guess what he got? Scrambled? No. Over-easy? No. Raw? You got it! She gave him sunny-side-up eggs that were not cooked. Runny is one thing, but these were RAW!!! The whites were still liquid. This is when I knew she needed to be gone the next day!